A post from months ago
I saw this post from a few months back and I’m supposed to have more things crossed out. Let’s see.
1. Cross this out so you can pretend you’ve done something.
2. Fill up passport renewal documents. I’m leaving the country on October for a short vacation c/o the parents and I’m planning to visit the sister in Korea some time during the first quarter of next year. She’s got super fast internet there and I can’t wait to abuse it! OMG. I just heard myself. I’m so gross.
Due: x+2 hours.
3. Have my driver’s license renewed. I’ve been driving around The Metro illegally for about 4 months now. I NEED to have it fixed, lest I run into a traffic violation. Also, because I don’t have anything I can use as a valid ID.
Due: within the next 5 days.
4. Look for a shag rug and a comfortable couch for my reading area. Must. Not. Involve. Aluminum. Or. Pink. Throw. Pillows. That is just butt-ugly.
Due: within the next 3 months.
5. Get a decent side table and stop using the wooden Indian lamp I elevated with shoe boxes and plaid cloth.
Due: within the next 3 months.
6. Finalize employment details. I’m poor and I’m eating into my savings to fund my… Wait. I hardly spend on anything anymore. Meh. I still need a job. I’m getting fat staying at home and being unproductive is depressing the shit out of me.
Due: within the next 5 days.
7. Start Bikram Yoga because I’m fat and apparently, shallow. Remember to pack all items. 2 Bath Towels, 1 Face Towel, light clothing and extra clothes for the cinema.
Due: Tomorrow.
8. Shower. Because I smell like dawg.
FRACK. Nothing’s changed.



